Saturday, July 16, 2011

Excuses, excuses...

I will give you none! I have perfectly legitimate reasons for not posting recently. Morning sickness for one. Oh, wait! Forget I said that because "No excuses!" So. To show you we are all just fine and Charlie is as cute as ever (maybe cuter), I will appease you for now with some of his most recent remarks.
As I made lunch, Charlie came into the kitchen and said "Look! You found lunch!"
As we got out of the car, it started to rain. Charlie said "Its rainin' again. God turned on the rain!"
Charlie doesn't miss much. At the playground, every once in a while he will overhear a mom calling to her child. She might say something like "Come on David." Helpful Charlie often chimes in "Come on David! Come on David!" The mom usually smiles. I'm not sure how David feels about it.
Strangers at the park beware. If you so much as smile at Charlie, he will start pontificating. He will lecture you in his semi-gibberish language about fans, generators, the slide, ladder, whatever. Its best to smile again, and walk slowly away. He won't stop until you do.
We are currently working on getting Charlie to ask for things nicely/politely instead of outright demanding them. It's not sticking so far. Last week at the grocery store, the change slid out of the cash register. As I picked it up, Charlie loudly and clearly said "Give me some money!"
Lately, when we get into the car, it can be rather warm if not hot. Before I say a word, Charlie pipes in with "Its not hot. Its warm." Which I can only take to mean that its hot.
When Charlie likes a particular food item, he'll say, while eating it, "I'm so hungry, hungry for yogurt" Or, "I'm so thirsty, thirsty for juice."
We often remind Charlie that Mama has a baby in her belly. The other day I ate something and Charlie asked me where it went. I told him it went in my belly. He said "The baby's eating it!"
He is a little confused about the baby in the belly. He really thinks he has one in his belly too. I hope this clears up when I start to show more.
I guess with early verbal skills come the early questions. Charlie wants to know how everything works. While we drive along, or walk along, or just sit around, Charlie will find something, anything, even if he already knows what it is and ask "Mama what's that?" My answer is promptly followed by "What do's wiff it?"
For instance: "Mama, what's that?"
"Those are trees."
"What do's wiff it?"
And then there are often the reptitive questions:
"Where's my hammer?"
"Downstairs."
"Where's my hammer?"

"Downstairs."
"Where's my hammer?"
"Downstairs."
"Where's my hammer?"
"Charlie, Mama said DOWNSTAIRS."
"Where's my hammer?"
(Me cluing in) "Shall I get it for you?"
"Yeah."